The Magic of Christmas
Tuesday, December 25th, 2012 by Kim Bolsover
It nips at your nose
Puts stars in your eyes
And tingles your toes!
Have a lovely, magical Christmas!
Makes You Smile Archive
Just for pun – part 2
Sunday, September 9th, 2012 by Kim Bolsover- When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
- Broken pencils are pointless.
- I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
- I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
- I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
- All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
- I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
- Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
- Velcro – what a rip off!
- A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
- Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
- The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government’s fault.
- Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
- Read Part One
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