Makes You Smile Archive

The Magic of Christmas

Tuesday, December 25th, 2012 by Kim Bolsover

The Magic of ChristmasIt nips at your nose
Puts stars in your eyes
And tingles your toes!

 

 

 

 

Have a lovely, magical Christmas!

 





Just for pun – part 2

Sunday, September 9th, 2012 by Kim Bolsover
  • When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
  • Broken pencils are pointless.
  • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
  • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
  • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
  • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
  • I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
  • All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
  • I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
  • Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
  • Velcro – what a rip off!
  • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
  • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
  • The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government’s fault.
  • Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
  • Read Part One