Happy Holidays…
I am passing this on to you because it might work for you and we all could probably use some more calm in our lives!
Some doctor on the TV this morning said that he way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I have decided to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, tha mainder of a botl o Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the chesescke n a box a chocolets.
Yu haf no idr hwo frikin gud I fel.
Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr piece.
