There are women out there who need your help NOW
Sunday, December 27th, 2009 by Kim BolsoverI got the shock of my life in Marks and Spencer the other day.
There I was, minding my own business, pushing through the throngs of dilatory Christmas plodders on my way to the little girls’ room when the pearl-blonde woman with her back to me suddenly turned round.
Gordon Bennett! Good grief and glory! Flippin’ Nora! How I kept my mouth shut I do not know but if I’d stopped to have a word, there’d have been a very embarrassing puddle on the floor! And by the time I got back, she’d gone.
And, oh boy, did she need my help!
From the fabulous cool blonde hair which finished in the nape of her neck and the back of her dove grey leather coat, I had been expecting no less than a Helen Mirren but what I got instead was a violent headache. This poor lady was wearing the most smack-in-your-eye orange something-or-other and I felt like I’d been hit in the face with a truck.
Suffice it to say that I have absolutely no idea what the something-or-other was that she was wearing. Frankly, it could have been made from plastic, wool, wood or even granite. As I had been rendered virtually blind by the overwhelming profusion of inappropriate colour, it was impossible to make out any of the details.
In fact, I remember taking a stunned step backwards at the shock of it all.
If only she’d been wearing a soft pink or a delicate blue or a gentle grey, I would have seen HER. As it was, this lady didn’t feature at all. She disappeared behind a myriad of colour that did absolutely nothing for her. What a shame! And what a shame I didn’t get a chance to show her what I thought she’d look fabulous in. OK, so she might be wearing orange for a particular reason but wouldn’t it have been great to talk it through with her and find out why?
Here we go again
An hour or so later, a second lady literally bumped into me. As we both began to apologise to each other, I looked into her face and got my second shock of the day.
This lady had bright Post Office red lipstick on and had dyed her hair the darkest brown you can go before black. However, she was so obviously a Warm Autumn and would have looked amazingly fabulous in orange-red lipstick with auburn-red hair. In fact, the smack-me-in-the-eye orange something-or-other of the previous lady would have looked absolutely stunning on her so we started to chat…
You can help too
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